Police today warned the public to be vigilant after after a ginger werewolf caused panic on the streets of Holland's second city at the weekend. Recently escaped from prison , the Lupine ginger menace went deep under cover and has evaded all attempts by crime fighters to recapture him. Thought to be posing as a mild mannered academic with an improbably exciting globetrotting lifestyle, the hirsute psychopath poses a serious threat to law abiding people everywhere.
The authorities released this rare footage of the evil mastermind in an attempt to educate the world about his cunning methods. The G.W lures victims with his ginger bathroom products before tearing them to pieces with his evil ginger fangs.
The hairy ginger menace was spawned when, at the height of the cold war, an experiment in a top secret government laboratory went horribly wrong. During an attempt to create the ultimate fighting machine by fusing the genes of Teen Wolf, Austin Powers and Ronnie Corbett, a careless boffin accidentally knocked a bottle of ginger shampoo into the experiment and inadvertently created a monster.
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