In a plea for mercy, Effra left-back Graeme Were has confirmed rumours that in an attempt to escape the non-stop punishment being dealt to him via Stuart Dade's collection of voodoo dolls, he has indeed undergone a radical transformation including a new haircut and the purchasing of a new pair of boots!No word from Phill Arnold at the time of this report going to press, but we live in hope of seeing Arnold alive and well, at some point....
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I should add that judging by the state of Phill A in the below post from last Thursday night, it's unlikely the poor fella is even still alive!
Damn Dade and his voodoo magic!
Do you do voodoo? Voodoo? Who do? You do! Do What? The Voodoo!
I just hope we don't get a new player called Ray as he'll just be asking for trouble regardless of where he plays.
It's bad news for potential triallist "Voodoo" Ray "Voodoo" Chile...
You mean the Voodoo people? Famously remixed by the Dust Brothers aka...
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The chemical brothers?
I dont do Voodoo, but I do do Judo
The Chemical Brothers is correct.
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