Friday 12 March 2010

Effra 1 Dolphin Riders 11

I am deeply saddened to have had to type out that headline. It's humiliating and I hope I'm not the only person who feels that way.
We actually started the game brightly last night, and I was pleased to hear in the pub afterwards that most players felt the same way. We KEPT OUR SHAPE, KEPT OUR DISCIPLINE, AND tried to PLAY SIMPLE PASSING FOOTBALL. We were unfortunate to go 1-0 down, when a LACK OF SHAPE, LACK OF DISCIPLINE and a LACK OF CLOSING DOWN meant that Dolphin nicked the first goal of the night.
We equalised thanks to a thunderous volley from Greg Rainey from the edge of the box, and suddenly we were looking much brighter again.
We trudged off at half-time - inexplicably - 3-1 down. A LACK OF SHAPE, LACK OF DISCIPLINE and a LACK OF CLOSING DOWN meant Dolphin had grabbed another two goals before the half-time whistle, but I genuinely felt we were still in it. I explained at half-time, as clearly as I possibly could, that our LACK OF SHAPE, LACK OF DISCIPLINE and a LACK OF CLOSING DOWN was again proving to be our undoing, for the third consecutive week.
The second half couldn't have started any worse than it actually did, when, from our own kick-off, nobody seemed to want to receive the ball. At this point, we had 9 players behind the ball, all in our own half. The ball ran back to Lee Clifford, who made a good connection with his long range clearance. Unfortunately, it was collected by a Dolphin CB, who had the time and space to take a touch, steady himself, and smack a bouncing ball from clearly inside his own half over Lee's head and in to the back of the net. From this point on, we literally fell apart.
If it wasn't for the never-say-die attitude displayed by Andy Thornes and Phil Caldwell (our makeshift CB pairing), we would have undoubtedly lost by an even bigger margin. We were reduced to following shadows. Some people, I will happily admit, actually chased shadows, but mostly we were following, and were virtually pedestrian at times as we watched Dolphin play around us and hit the back of the net with virtually every shot they had.
A late second half re-shuffle saw us change to a 4-3-3, in a vain attempt to give the strikers some more support and to put Dolphin under some amount of pressure. For 5-10 minutes, we made it work, and some good play up front could easily have led to a goal or two on another night. What that change eventually led to though was an overruning of our midfield and subsequently our defence. Our general fitness and sprinting speed was simply not good enough from most of the 14 who played, myself included. I can't force people to lose weight and/or get fitter. But after last night's performance people will surely realise that this is a necessity in some cases. I said last night, with, yet again, players lining up on the side of the pitch to get on, that everybody should run their socks off for as long as they can. As soon as they feel they can't manage any more, then come off for a breather, safe in the knowledge you'll get back on again. We all need to be more honest in this regard.
There aren't many positives to take out of last night. I'd like to ask everybody who played to think about their own performances. Trying to ignore/forget this performance means we'll be setting ourselves up for another big fall next week. Everybody must have a desire to play better, run further, tackle harder, jump higher, close quicker, control better and pass more accurately if we are to get back to winning ways.
Keep the faith!
Joe

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you lads need some direction from the good book after that drubbing...

Turn to Hebrews 11:1

"faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see."

Bazza said...

Sorry to see and hear the result guy's it sounds like it was a difficult game to play in because of Dolphins attitude.
We will all have to pull our socks up as Joe has stated as we seem to all have lost our way a little in teh last few weeks me even more so than most. Lets all put the effort in guys to retain that winning happy spirt that we all had at the start of the year,

see you all next Thursday guys for the start of winning ways again for Accies.

Anonymous said...

Genesis 11:1 is better:

"And the whole earth [I think God meant pitch here] was of one language - Now while they all understood one another, they would be the more capable of helping one another, and the less inclinable to separate."

Its about teamwork, effort and support.

Anonymous said...

It was a hard game to play in because of our attitude. The bare minimum we have to put in is hard work and to hold our positions. If it's not going our way we have to keep grafting. Some people gave up after the fluke goal from their half and the second half was an embarrassment.

Anonymous seems to think that turning to the Lord would be a good idea. I'm sure a few prays wouldn't do any harm but I'd suggest turning to that salad rather than the pies and to some inter match training rather than slumping in front of the box.

Anonymous said...

Simon Mesner,

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Using the old chinese proverb as an analogy:-

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,teach him to fish and he feeds for a lifetime"

So hows about some tackling back eh and lay off the Haribos

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,

I think you'll find my house is brick and the windows have toughened glass.

I'm not sure how the old chinese proverb works with your next sentense but maybe you could elaborate oh enlightened one.

As for tackling back and eating Haribos, you clearly don't play up front and maybe you were watching a different game on Thursday night. Maybe if you had had more Haribos you wouldn't have run out of energy before 10 pm.

Anonymous said...

Dear Accies,

Of all your troubles, great and small, the greatest are the ones that don't happen at all.

Forget the salads ,get on the Haribo /pork pie/lager diet and have some passion.

Remember, The best successes come after the greatest disappointments.

love life Simon Mesner, love life.

StuartD said...

Dear Anonymous, I would appreciate it if you either (a) refrain from personal comments about club members or (b) reveal your identity for the sake of transparency rather than hiding cowardly behind anonymity or (c) BOTH! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Come on Stuey,don't be having a sense of humour failure.Live by the sword die by the sword,up the accies etc.

Mr Mesner has broad shoulders

Your biggest fan

The Mole from within

Anonymous said...

Blimey Anonymous, are you trying to break the record for the most cliches in one comments section?

Have you been on greatquotations.com? Do you read them to people when they come into your office from under your desk, passing them off as your own?

Try, 'Money don't make my world go round, I'm reaching out to a higher ground' by a great philosopher.

Nice to know that someone thinks I have broad shoulders but I'd suggest using the phrase 'thick skin' when implying someone is insensitive to teasing or criticism as 'broad shoulders' would indicate that they are able to take on extra responsibility.

Looking forward to your riposte.

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Anonymous said...

the twat Gervais borrowed from Des'ree who in herself wouldnt have stumbled on too any sucess in the first place if the artist formerly known as Prince hadnt opened the door for everyone who came after..

Did you ever own "sign of the times"?? Or did Brit pop And d'ream define you?

I await your gegenschlag