Never mind the nine-goal thriller, here are my two favourite photos from Rotterdam 2012: 2 of 2

In due course I fully expect this post to be the most viewed in the short history of this blog.  Your name is Dave.  You've lost a bet, fair and square.  Your team has lost 1-0 to its rival team, and so you must pay your penance.  You must don the shirt of the rival team, Crystal Palace FC.  But first, you feel compelled to defile the shirt in a grotesque manner.  The shirt that was bought for its owner by his thoughtful eldest daughter.  The shirt that will never be the same again.  And nor will anyone who witnesses this photo.  Yikes.

Never mind the nine-goal thriller, here are my two favourite photos from Rotterdam 2012: 1 of 2

What do you do when you're deeply worried about being interfered with by your teammates in the night?  Where do you go?  If you're Tiny Steve Spurdens, you move your bed into a shower cubicle, lock the door and sleep soundly… The weirdo.